Well, developer Richard Reis felt there’s a shortage of incomprehensible names, so he built the Elon Musk name generator — a tool that dreams up what your name would’ve been if the billionaire was your dadda. In all fairness, soon-to-be-arrested Musk told Joe Rogan his only contribution to this glorious name was “A-12,” the predecessor to his favorite aircraft, the SR-71 Blackbird. The rest was all his partner Grimes’ idea. Anyways, all I’m saying is Grimes deserves some of the blame, too. Back to the generator: Simply put in your name, and the tool will instantly convert it to its Muskian-Grimesian form. For instance, Jack becomes J λ C-K, Melinda morphs to M ΞLι N-D4, and Anatoliy turns into A πλTΦ L-1Y. You get the idea. This is all fun and games, but let’s see what happens when we put the generator through the ultimate test, the name of all names: X Æ A-12.
Disappointing, even the generator chokes here. Perhaps the issue is the spaces in “X Æ A-12.” So, what if we remove them?
Slightly less so, but still disappointing. Okay, maybe I’m just being intentionally hyperbolic (yes, I am). Anyways, you can go check out what your interdimensional name would’ve been by clicking here. Don’t bother @ at me to let me know unless it’s got at least three special characters, though. This is definitely a competition.
